Funny Christmas Quotes 2011 :
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me." - Jerry Seinfeld, comedian and writer
"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it." - Katharine Whitehorn, writer and columnist
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple, Hollywood actress
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." - Larry Wilde, motivational speaker
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." - Victor Borge, Danish musician and humorist
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband". - Joan Rivers, comedienne
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." - Anonymous
"Christ was born in the first century, yet he belongs to all centuries. He was born a Jew, yet He belongs to all races. He was born in Bethlehem, yet He belongs to all countries." - George W. Truett, preacher
